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 The PPV Company logo disappeared as a Illegal Duplication Notice appeared on the screen. This was followed by a spinning HEW logo and the word present..

PPV Intro rolled: Twas Five days before Christmas and for what was (Mad Russian's Christmas by Trans Siberian Orchestra played throughout) NYC to do on such a cold night. With Christmas looming and stress to the max. Well come here to MSG but I can't promise you'll relax. As all the stars of the HEW show have come here to wrestle and spread Choas don't you know. So those in your seats best buckle up. And those all nestled all snug in their home. Get ready to go crazy get ready to go nuts. Cause from MSG HEW is proudly presents its Christmas Chaos .........

The Camera went live to explosions in a very holiday decorated set. As the crowd thunderously screamed. The tron stood over the entry way as two giant decorated christmas trees were on the sides of the small lead down ramp. Garland drapped the rails. The ring itself was red with green ropes and white turnbuckle pads. The CC logo was in the center. Under both trees were real presents. Which later on we'd find out from our commentators are the weapons to be used in the Christmas Rush match. Lots of fans in attendence wore Santa Hats. Notables in the crowd were World Champion New York Yankees members Nick Swisher and Damso Marte. Also Former mayor Rudy Giuliani and Rapper Jay Z. There is also a special very North Pole like set up in the front with Reserved written on a sign in front. Raised up in the crowd is what they call the booth. Its where Jynx in a festive Trans Siberian Orchestra Christmas Eve shirt on and Tom Perkins wearing a red with white fur over paid Santa style jacket with a hat that says HO HO HO. 

Jynx: Happy Holidays fans, welcome to Madison Square Garden and welcome to Christmas Chaos. Where tonight the World Champion faces possibly his toughest challenge to date in Ashe Crowley.

Tom: Not only toughest but creepiest. I hate the Cheese Champ but for one night I will be rooting for him. I had him on my show last night and I'm still recovering from the nightmares I had afterwards. 

Jynx: Well we got to see both arrive earlier this is how it went down.

A video of earlier played showing Jeff Garvin's limo pulling up and Jeff getting out begging Daphne to go back to the hotel. She however refused and the two entered the arena. Another video showed a hurse that pulled up and out got Medusa followed by her father Barton Kale and their chosen one Ashe Crowley. Ashe looked very twisted as well as confident. Medusa was continually spraying her hair with that spray of hers. As Kale walked with a cloak that covered his face. They all entered.

Tom: Looked like the Champion wasn't so confident. I don't blame him. He's a dangerous man and the Champ will have to stop worrying about Daphne and best worry about what Ashe is going to do to him.

Jynx: That is only one of our Championship Matches. We have alot of action and of course a Christmas Rush match. 

Tom: No diggity no doubt. Its Christmas and its gonna be Chaos

A video highlighting the feud between Ashe Crowley and World Champion Jeff Garvin played. Followed by a shot of the entry ramp.

"Theme from Phantom of the Opera" blarred over the pa as the Theatre of Pain tron blasted on the screen. Comedy and Tragedy sleaked out and made it to the bottom of the ramp. This is where they signaled to the entry way and out came Their Director...

Jynx: Who is it? Who's sick enough to direct these monsters? My god its its
Tom: Jacob Lovecraft
Jynx: Are you freaking kidding me, my god it just got hot in here. 

"Hell's Bells" blarred to on the pas as the crowd did a thunderous reaction. Before they came out though Alfred Lords got them in the back.

Alfred:(out of breathe) You guys said you had something important to tell everyone before the match.
Massacre: Let her do it.

In walked Kayla Sinn in face paint and a similar outfit to them.

Alfred: Kayla Sinn?
Kayla: Its Thraxx now. I have been cleansed by the Damned One and now I come here to lead these gladiators in their battles. So Lovecraft I hope you direct your boys in what it feels to be the loser in this play. Just remember Damnation is a collective body, you never know how many bodies that is though ha ha. Let's go.

Alfred: How many bodies? Huh, I guess time will tell. Happy Holidays guys, back to you.

Tom: Yeah whatever Alf. But damn Thraxx is hot.
Jynx: Glad you took something away from that interview.

Damnation stormed the ring and ran out Theatre of Pain. Eventually, Lovecraft collected them and Comedy started off with Massacre. Massacre easily over powered him during several lock ups. This forced Comedy to crawl away and tag in Tragedy. Tragedy faired better and was able to use wear down holds to bring Massacre to his knees. Tragedy and Comedy then traded tags each apply a rear chinlock on Massacre. 

Thraxx screamed from ringside as Overkill tried to stretch for the tag. Massacre was brought up to his feet by Tragedy and Massacre was able to hit a knee to the stomach to push Tragedy off. Massacre almost made the tag but was met with a dropkick from the tagged in Comedy. Comedy went for the cover and was launched off at two. Massacre then was really close to the hot tag but was stopped by a Tragedy diving elbow. The tagging in and out went on faster and Massacre was almost done until a double clothesline sent him and Comedy down. Both crawled for tags and got them at the same moment. Tragedy came in to a thunderous clothesline from Overkill. Comedy staggered in and was clotheslined out as well. 

Overkill started cleaning house. The referee was slowly losing control of the match as he was looking every which way. Overkill went into the ropes to hit a move and was blasted behind the head by Lovecraft's cane. Overkill slunched over. Meanwhile, the ref was with Massacre and Comedy trying to break them up as they fought to the outside. Tragedy covered the out cold Overkill. The ref however was with the other two. Lovecraft ran over to get the ref in the ring. As someone jumped the rail. He was a giant of a man and was wearing Damnation style garb and paint. He entered the ring and grabbed Tragedy.

He blasted him down with a tombstone piledriver and put Overkill over the fallen body before exiting. Lovecraft had pulled the ref away, who entered and counted the fall for Damnation. "Hells Bells'' blared as Lovecraft stared down Thraxx who smiled at him. Damnation exited with their new big man. As Comedy fought with Tragedy about what happened. Lovecraft eventually intervened to stop the conflict.

Jynx: Damnation is scarier today, then they were yesterday. Who knew that was possible.
Tom: I did but I know everything. All I know is that Thraxx is damn fine and I though Kayla Sinn was hot so the real question is Could Kayla Sinn be hotter today than yesterday...Hells Bells yes.

A camera showed the top of the arena in the rafters. Scorpion is kneeled in contiplation. As Jynx voiced over that Scorpion chose to protect Miss Daphne and honor the code which upset Barton Kale. So tonight the conscious of the HEW fights the Demon of HEW. Barton Kale was shown standing with Alfred Lords.

Lords: You have done some horrible things Mr. Kale but going after a beautiful woman like Miss Daphne I have to say you have dropped to new lows.

Kale: How low exactly Alfred, how low, like down in the dark wet earth, those lows. Where Serpents crawl and rule their domains. You know what the difference between the gardner snake and the King Cobra..

Lords: Not off hand..

Kale: The VENOM and that's what runs through my veins. I am the only honest one around here. I'm out for me and only me. Tonight Conscious, you will get just a little taste of what happens when you mess with a King Cobra. You get nothing but venom...

Lords: Kale seems ready. Back to you guys. 

In the booth, Tom and Jynx hyped the upcoming Scorpion/Kale encounter. Before sending it to the ring. 
The Theme for Halloween hit the pa as the crowd started to boo loudly. Barton Kale entered wearing a cloak that completely concealed him and carrying a bag that we all knew must contain a slithery surprise for Scorpion. Kale deposited the bag and entered the ring. The lights then went out and when they returned Scorpion was standing behind Kale who was facing the entry way.

Barton Kale slowly backed into Scorpion. Kale went to spin around but was caught by Scorpion who bent him backwards into a drop. Scorpion executed the Strike Force and then stood over the fallen body. The cloak had fallen down reavealing someone no one knew. As Scorpion turned around he was face to face with the real Barton Kale, who kicked him in the gut and hit the Incision ddt. Now it was Kale who stood over his fallen opponent. Kale dragged Scorpion over to the ropes with a sick smirk. He stood him up and used tape to tape his arms to the ropes. During, this segment a cut scene saw that of all people Magnus Colby was know in a ringside seat looking distraught. Kale returned to his bag and pulled out a King Cobra! The crowd gasped and the ref tried to get between him and Scorpion who was slowly regaining consciousness.

Tom: My god what is he doing
Jynx: I think he's gonna have the Cobra bite Scorpion
Tom: My god if that has venom
Jynx: Then this could be a Holiday Massacre, Someone get out there come on ref.

Kale knocked the ref down and headed for Scorpion who was fighting for his freedom. Colby was shown again pacing. He then bolted over the rail and entered the ring. He stood between Kale and Scorpion to the crowd's shock.

Tom: Is that Magnus Colby helping Scorpion?
Jynx: I'm shocked but thank god.

Kale came after Colby who was able to get Kale angry enough to put the snake back in the bag and charge at Colby. Colby ducked under and then hit a clothesline on Kale. Meanwhile, Nora Pelf jumped the rail with scissors. She cut Scorpion out of the tape. Colby hit a few more shots then ducked out as Scorpion came in and laid into Kale. The ref slowly got up as Scorpion hit a splash in the corner on Kale. He then whipped him to the other post and did the same. With Kale down on the mat, Scorpion rose to the top rope and hit a hard cross body. He then rose after a two count. Doing the "not yet" gesture. Kale was brought to his feet and this time for sure was sent to the mat with the Strikeforce. Scorpion covered and the ref counted the fall. Colby and Pelf were still at ringside as Scorpion posed. He looked down at them in shock as did everyone else. Colby mouthed "We need to talk". 

Intermission began. Jynx and Tom Perkins talked about everything that had gone down already. Tom added that it was weird to see Magnus Colby, not only back but helping the man that helped send him out of Hardedge Wrestling the first time. They then send us to Lexi who was standing by with the World Tag Team Champions Mega Heels and their manager Courtney Lace.

Lexi was shown standing in a beer can and buffet filled lockerroom. Chris Chambers was staggering around drinking "egg nog". Black was in the corner and looked irritated. Chambers was repeatedly telling him that it was fine. It appeared to have to do with Courtney Lace (who at the time was not in the room) thinking they were an item. Chambers told Black that he thought she was just lonely. That he had a plan for a christmas gift for her. When questioned, Chambers stated he was going to get her an an assistant. So she had a friend. In walked Courtney and they both shut up. Courtney grabbed Black and told him that she got him a "spectacular" gift for Christmas. Black mumbled "what do you want?" She answered "Teach me to wrestle". Black laughed as Chambers backed her up saying "Do that, its good if she can defend herself, plus she's pretty built."

Lexi: Sorry to interrupt the Christmas festivities but tonight you have the Masterminds with their sneaky manager Bobby Ventura.

Chris: (smiles) Well well, if they still have one, it appears that our buddy Evan Highlander might make it so there is no one left in that family. But in case they do make it, wooo are we ready. I'm egg nogged up, is that a word?

Black: Egg nogged and hell bent. We are ready, and we are most definitely...

Chris: Drunk?

Black: Focused. As far as Bobby goes, If I were you I'd find Santa's sleigh and fly to the North Pole cause that might be the only place you can hide. Cause he can see you when you are sleeping and he will find your ass when you are awake. Tonight, is just another step in the Mega Heels road to full and utter dominance in this division.

Chris: Ho ho ho.

Lexi: Courtney, any comments?

Courtney: Sure...Go team and soon enough I'll be Women's Champion, that is so awesome.

Black: Great.

We were then sent back to the ring where the cameras showed all the wrapped presents around the entry way trees. Jynx stated how those are the Christmas Rush weapons that the fans picked out. Before we could go to the ring introductions a comotion happened right near the trees. We saw Rick Michaels fly out from under the tree with Evan Highlander in tow. Highlander and Michaels made it to ringside. Where Evan slammed Rick's head repeatedly into the apron before throwing him in. Evan went over and took a cocoa out of Harry Holidays hand and downed it. He then blew kisses to the Santa Babies. He turned to Rick slowly getting up in the ring. Evan grabbed a chair from ringside, entered and leveled Rick again. 

Evan grabbed a mic and announced he was down to Bobby Ventura. Evan exited. In the back, we saw Bobby run to Kyle Braxton's office. He slammed in and Kyle had his head down on the desk while his secretary Trixi was trying to confort him. Kyle looked up then moaned and slammed his head back down.
Bobby went on a tear about how he needed Highlander arrested etc. Kyle just looked up and muttered "Colby's back" then slammed his head down. A loud noise was then heard in the hall that had Bobby running away. Kyle ended with "Trix, get me that eggnog the Megaheels were drinking".

Alfred Lords was shown as he stood by with Wolf and Jake Manson formerly of the Devil's Rejects. Jake immediately started on a tirade. 

Jake: See there must not be very much air in this arena. See two masked men who are more freaks than us think they can compete with us in a holiday themed hardcore blood fest. Well you can't (rips at hair) we are the craziest and baddest freaks in this place. Suicide I don't care who you were or are. If I hurt you before what do you think I'm gonna do to you now. As far as you FEAR, Wolf dropped you cause you cried at night (Wolf smiles) and tonight is gonna be a Silent Night ha ha Deadly Night.

"Thunder Kiss '65" blarred over the pa as Wolf and Jake Manson made their way out onto the ramp. As they walked by the trees, fireworks went off right in front of them. They jumped back and then looked to their sides as Wolf was hit with a crossbody off the tree by FEAR!! and Manson was hit with the same from Suicide!! The crowd popped huge. The ref made his way down as this was falls count anywhere. 

Suicide slammed Manson into the railings and then grabbed lights and started strangling Manson with them. Meanwhile, FEAR had began smashing boxes over Wolf's head. Wolf staggered and fell in the presents. Manson had fought back a little and opened the first box up. Manson pulled out a teddy bear and looked at it for a second before recieving a dropkick to his face. Wolf slolwy had fought back and came over and blasted Suicide who was down next to Manson. Wolf opened a package and found a picture of Molly Gunn. He smashed it over Suicide's head. FEAR on the other side started ripping open stuff. He found a Devil's Rejects shirt and went over and wrapped it around the next of Wolf.

The two sides continued to exchange "presents" with everything from xbox 360s to fruitcakes between each other. The two fought in and out of the aisle way when FEAR was greeted with a candy cane shot from the entering Ian Extreme. Extreme began helping Wolf and Manson. They soon had FEAR down and out leaving Suicide with a 3 on 1 disadvantage. Wolf slowly started using some scaffolding to climb the christmas tree. Meanwhile, Manson and Extreme put up a table under it. They had placed Suicide on it. As Wolf began his 360 jump, Extreme got hit with a guitar by the entering Steve Surge! Surge pulled Suicide off and hooked Manson over the table. Wolf landed obliterating the table and Manson. Surge put Suicide on Manson and the ref counted the fall. 

After the match, Surge helped FEAR and Suicide to the back as the three from Rejects laid out under the Christmas Tree.

Tom: Well I didn't ask for that for Christmas.
Jynx: Not sure anyone wants those three anytime let alone Christmas.

As the ring crew cleaned up the aisle a video package aired showing Ray Stevens' bullying antics. Including starting with MTV Champion Platinum. A small section was devoted to Barb Wire getting injured and Platinum trying with several different people to replace his bodyguard.

Alfred Lords was shown as he stood by with Ray Stevens.

Alfred: Ray you have been called the Bully of Hardedge Wrestling. unfortunately for you, this isn't a smaller opponent, and this Champion is more than capable of defending himself.

Ray: First off idiot, I'm Big Ray Stevens. And I'm Big because I am bigger than everyone else. I'm so big, that I'm like Goliath and everyone else is David. I am not a bully, I'm just better than everyone else and I enjoy showing it. Tonight, you got a special bodyguard. Well I do too. And I can't wait til you see well just wait.

"Highway to Hell" blarred on the PA as "Big" Ray Stevens video hit the tron. Ray strutted down the ramp and flipped off the fans as he slowly entered the ring. "Beethoven's 5th Symphony" hit the pa and the lights went down. Silver lighting flashed and out came Platinum in a flowing rope. He blew kisses to the fans and slowly rose the steps. His bodyguard was then introduced. "X Gonna Give it to ya" hit the pa and the crowd erupted as Caprice D. Coleman made his way out. He entered and pointed at Ray who backed off. CDC then held the rope as the Champion entered. Ray was asking for the mic during this.

Ray: Nice job weirdo. Big shocker, you got my old partner. Fittingly enough you freak, so did I.

Stripper like music hit and out walked BARB WIRE ! To the shock of everyone including Platinum. Barb walked to the side where Ray was and kissed him. Ray entered the ring smiling. He was greeted with a clothesline as Platinum then removed his robe and began stomping Ray. He then turned his attention to Barb. He was constantly asking her "why" during the bout. Which gave Ray lots of opportunities to take advantage. During the first exchange, Ray was sent out and whipped back in by CDC. Which had Ray steaming. Ray ordered the ref to remove him but the ref refused. 

Ray regrouped in the corner and challenged Platinum to a test of strength. In which, Platinum won which further angered Ray. Ray came out of the corner swinging and missed. Platinum then hit a bulldog followed by a high knee. He though returned to talk to Barbwire. That allowed a knee to the back by Ray. Platinum hit the outside. Barb helped him up looking like she was helping him. She then slapped him. He burst up but was put back down by a flying axehandle from the apron by Stevens. 

Stevens then returned him to the ring. Ray used chinlocks and headwrenches to bring Platinum down. Ray then picked him up and put him in a fullnelson. He pointed him towards CDC.

Ray: This your boyfriend. You are a punk.

CDC popped up which took the ref away. Stevens turned the full nelson into a sleeperhold but using it as a choke. The ref turned and Ray returned it to a sleeper. Platinum was down and almost out. Platinum fought back with crowd support and CDC. Platinum hit elbows and broke the hold. Platinum then hit a desperation lariat and both men were down. The two slowly got up by the eight count and hit some exchanges before slamming into the ref. The ref was down and this brought in Barbwire which brought in CDC. Platinum pleaded with Barb as CDC hit shots on Ray. Ray was driven down as the ref slolwy came up. CDC started helping the ref as Platinum put Barb in the corner and started smashing into Ray. 

Platinum hit the Hollywood Hangover and covered. Barb kicked at him and the ref was still getting up. Slowly Ray got up as Platinum helped CDC with the ref. CDC exited and the ref turned. Ray was injured so appeared to be using Barb for support. Instead he grabbed her and hit the Bully Bomb on her. Platinum was in utter shock. Platinum completely ignored Ray who walked behind him. Platinum turned to ask "why" and was kicked hard in the gut. Ray then grabbed the stunned Champion and hit the Bully Bomb. He covered and with the ref in position, Ray captured the MTV Title.

Ray immediately grabbed the title and exited. As CDC jumped in and attempted to get help for Wire and Platinum. 

Alfred Lords ran up to the new Champion.

Alfred: Are you serious Ray? Why do that.

Ray: See this (points to title) this is why. Women well they come and go but being a complete a...Bully is forever. Hey boys, I'm gonna buy a round tonight.

A video package aired highlighting the formation of the Ventura Family. From Shane Diamond's debut, Rick Michaels betraying Evan Highlander to the introduction of the Master Minds. The package ended with highlights of Evan Highlander's earlier attacks.

Lexi was then shown as she stood by with Bobby Ventura (pacing and looking everywhere) with Greg Brisco and Paul Weaver.

Lexi: Bobby you look a little distraught.

Bobby: Distraught? So you really are as dumb as you look. There is a psychopath out there attacking my men and searching for me. This is the damn holiday season and I'm being treated like some deer out in a pasture, waiting to get picked off by some hillbilly with a rifle. I am Bobby The Mind Ventura and I deserve respect. Tonight, was supposed to be a grand affair as the team I put together captures their first World Tag Title. But no instead I have to keep looking over my shoulder. Plain and simple, Evan or not The Masterminds take it home to the family. Let's go.

They walked off and headed to the ring. "Nighttrain" blarred on the PA as the Masterminds followed Bobby out to the ring. "Beat It" hit the pa as the Mega Heels tron hit the screen. The fans erupted as Courtney Lace came out in a santa baby outift and pointed to the entry way. Out came Chris Chambers on his Keg Mobile that was Christmas'd up. He made it to the ring with Lace as we all waited on Black. Black finally imerged on a 4 wheeler. He had a box on the back. He emptied the box into the crowd. It was filled with Mega Heels shirts. Black looked into the camera and said "Now that's how you market". 

The Mega Heels eventually settled into the ring as the introductions were made by the ring announcer. Brisco started off for the Minds and Dennis Black started for the Heels. The two locked up with Brisco locking into an armbar. He slowly wore Black to the mat. When Brisco tried to reposition, Black tripped him up and hit a hard knee to his face. Brisco backed away as Black celebrated. Brisco and Black did several exchanges once again with Black getting the advantage. This time Black brought him to his corner and tagged in Chambers. The two did a quick double team before Chambers took over with a headlock. At ringside, Courtney Lace lead cheers and blew kisses to Black who appeared to be ignoring it. Ventura was going mute due to his screaming. Brisco was able to us a distraction by Ventura to low blow Chambers.

With both men down, both corners stomped and reached for the tag. Brisco recovered first and got Weaver in. Weaver began stomping away at Chambers. He then picked him up slammed him down and hit a follow through dropping fist. Weaver then whipped Chambers into the corner and hit a knee splash. Brisco was tagged and the two did extended double team as the ref would send Black out. Chambers hit a reversal on Weaver and almost got momentum but was tripped up by Ventura. Which brought Black in to another double team and switch. Weaver locked on a chinlock as Chambers slowly fought back. Black came in and clobbered Weaver. He was sent out but now both were down. They both crawled and tagged at the same time.

Black came in and took Brisco right down. He then took it to the entering Weaver. He took both men and slammed them into each other. Now Chambers was in and their was a pier 6 going on. Ventura got up on the apron and was pulled down by Lace. Ventura looked as if he was gonna do something when from behind him came Evan Highlander! He threw a santa bag over him and put him over his shoulder and started exiting. Meanwhile, the Minds had taken the advantage. Weaver exited and gave chase after Ventura. While Brisco stared from the ring When Brisco turned Black waved then grabbed him up. Chambers hit the ropes and they executed the Bankruptcy. Black covered and the Champions retained. 

Following the match, a camera showed Ventura being thrown in the trunk of a car and Evan driving it away. Rick Michaels, Shane Diamond and Paul Weaver ran up but were too late. They also took off in pursuit. In the ring, Courtney Lace posed in the center as Black and Chambers posed with the belts on the turnbuckles.

We are then sent to the booth. Tom and Jynx discussed everything that had happened in this Holiday Tradition. We got a shot of Joe Thriller's party for Serious Competition's win. He is dancing in a club like atmosphere on the red side of the arena. Several others are there. Mamacita has mistletoe and kept kissing Joe. Tommy Polo and Ray Stevens (who was also celebrating his win) were trying to get Mr. Smith to drink some "special eggnog. Meanwhile, Mr. Corvin apparently had drank some as he was hitting on the Hollywood Blondes. Tom commented on how he should be back there. Jynx then sent us to the history between Barton Kale/Medusa/Ashe Crowley and World Champion "Magnificent" Jeff Garvin and his lovely valet Miss Daphne.

Alfred Lords was shown as he stood by with the World Champion and his valet.

Alfred: The time is now, Jeff are you ready for this. 

Jeff: Oh yeaaaah, the Magnificent one isss more than ready. The time is now and oh yeaaah I'm ready. Let's go.

Lexi was shown as she stood by with Ashe Crowley and Medusa.

Lexi: The Champ looks ready, are you?

Ashe: (evil smirk) Slap her
Medusa then laid out Lexi.

"Cry Little Sister" hit the pa and Medusa lead out Ashe Crowley who brought apon a silence from the crowd. He creeped out as the demented Medusa oversprayed her hair. Ashe slithered into the ring and went to the corner. "Pomp and Circumstance" blarred over the PA and the crowd erupted. Miss Daphne lead out the World Champion "Magnificent" Jeff Garvin. Garvin twirled at the top and then came down slapping everyone's hands. Jeff went up the stairs then up the turnbuckle and posed. Garvin stared down Ashe and entered.

Ashe smiled at Daphne that raised the ire of the Champion. The ref took the title and the two continued to stare each other down. Until, Ashe headed toward Miss Daphne which sent Garvin onto Ashe. Garvin hit several running axehandles that eventually sent Ashe to the outside. Ashe called the ref over and Garvin put his head in and was pulled out. Ashe took Garvin's head and slammed it into the rail right in front of Harry Holidays and the Santa Babies. Ashe then whipped Garvin into the apron. Garvin cringed in pain as so did Daphne as she watched. Ashe brought Garvin back in and hit an eye rake followed by a short clothesline. Ashe then ripped at Garvin's back which made Garvin crawl. Ashe then grabbed Garvin and tossed him to the floor.

He slowly followed and whipped Garvin into the post. Medusa screamed with excitement. Ashe once again slammed him into the post as the ref came out and ordered him to re enter the ring. Ashe smirked and returned. Slowly Garvin got back in by 6. Ashe picked him up and whipped him into the ropes but Garvin came off with clothesline. Garvin instantly bolted up to the top turnbuckle but was hit with a fist in the stomach on landing by Ashe. Ashe then quickly hit a ddt. Ashe didn't take the chance to pin him instead he waited for him to get up by leaning in the corner. Garvin got up and was short clotheslined back down as Ashe taunted Harry Holidays, Miss Daphne and the crowd. Ashe grabbed Garvin near the ropes with a headlock and Garvin flipped him to the outside.

Ashe slowly got up as Garvin got to the top rope and hit a flying axehandle. Ashe was completely stunned. Garvin mounted the turnbuckle and did the Starstruck sign. Medusa though quickly jumped up and sprayed him in the eyes with the hair spray. Garvin fell from the top and hit he mat hard. Ashe recovered as Medusa then went after Daphne. The ref soon took his attention towards the girls. Ashe got up and hit the Snake Bite on the blinded Garvin. Ashe then smiled and watched the chase at ringside. As Daphne came around she ran past one of the Santa Babies that had climbed over the rail. Medusa came over and was caught with a clothesline by her. The spray flew up and into that girl's hands. Ashe grabbed for her but was sprayed in the face by the girl with the hair spray. Ashe staggered backwards into the now up Garvin.

Garvin hit a ddt of his own. Then cleared out his eyes and went to the top. Garvin executed the Starstruck. He hooked the leg and retained his title with the big win over Ashe. The assist went to that Santa Baby that held off Medusa as Daphne and garvin celebrated. Ashe rolled out as Medusa babied him and tried to explain what happened. Santa Baby stared down the exiting Medusa. Garvin put Daphne on his shoulder and posed as the commentators said their farewells. A Happy Holidays blazed on the screen as the credit ran and the screen faded to black.



























Leland Krash vs. Winston Douglas

Douglas' tron hit the screen as a soft accordion played. Winston strutted past the Trees and did a I'm better than you wave at the fans. He entered and took the microphone from the ring announcer. 

Douglas: Its is almost a disgrace that I have to bring my Harvard roots to such a grime and slug invested City. One that never sleeps so they say, for they are all out doing the drugs and mugging people like my dear Nana! I will however hold up my obligation by showing you a wrestling clinic, as I systematically take apart this Krash character.

"Crash and Burn" blarred over the PA as Krash's tron came on the screen. Leland Krash came running out , slapping the fans hands all around ringside as he entered. Krash then walked up the stairs and posed on the ring rope to a thunderous ovation. 

Krash stomped his foot and got the fans doing the same. The thunderous noise made Douglas order them all to stop. The two circled each other before locking up. Douglas won the lock up by pulling the hair and then pranced around gloating as Krash tried to convey to the ref that his hair had been pulled. Douglas came back in for a lock up but was caught with an armdrag. Krash popped up excited as Douglas layed in shock. Douglas returned to his feet and bowed down to Krash. Then attempted a handshake. Krash extended his hand and was caught with a knee to the stomach. Douglas then wildly stomped at Krash. 

Douglas whipped Krash up and slammed him down hard. After hitting the ropes, Winston dropped a knee on Krash's chest. A weak cover by Douglas got only a count of one and a half. Krash rolled to the outside to regroup and got kicked with a baseball slide that sent him into the railing. Douglas didn't capitalize on the weakened Krash, instead gave him time on the outside, as he strutted and spotlighted in the ring. 

Krash rolled in and was stomped again by Douglas. Douglas grabbed Krash and hit a long vertical suplex. Douglas continued to hit solid moves and gloat instead of covering. Douglas whipped Krash into the ropes and Krash was able to catch him with a dropkick. Krash then ducked a clothesline attempt and hit his matrix style (pele kick) to Douglas' face. Krash then hit a moonsault off the ropes onto the still staggered Douglas. This turned into a pin attempt that got him a two count. Krash then hit the ropes again and was sidestepped and pushed to the outside. Douglas cleared the cobwebs and exited the ring. 

Douglas went for Krash but was met with kicks and punches. Douglas fell backwards into the steps. Krash slid in the ring and jumped to the top rope. Douglas got up and was greeted with a flying body press from the inside to outside by Krash. (huge fan pop) Krash picked up Douglas and tossed him in to the ring. Krash hit a legsweep. He then jumped to the middle rope and hit the Krash and Burn. Leland then popped up signaled for his signature. He lifted up Douglas and hit the Maximum Overdrive to a huge pop. Krash held on as the referee counted to 3 for the victory.

"Crash and Burn" blarred as Krash jumped up and celebrated on the turnbuckles to a solid crowd reaction. 


In the back, Alfred Lords was standing by with Kami Kaze.

Alfred: Well from one victorious high flyer to possible a second one. Kami Kaze, tonight you face the Women's Champion Molly Gunn. Molly though will not get the benefit of her outside hitmen. As it will be a Santa's Helpers match. So maybe the odds are in your favor.

Kami: Without a doubt. I am pysched I'm in Madison Square Garden the home of Champions. And tonight I will become the New Women's Champion. Molly you have used everyone in your damn grasp to keep your title. Tonight, the odds are even which means they are in my favor. I will prove to you who the best woman is and I have to say Alfred, that Gunn will be shooting blanks...

Alfred: We'll wait and see, good luck young lady. (she walked off) Well either way this match goes I think we have quite a few reasons to watch it. Back to you guys..

"Bullets" hit the PA as Kami Kaze's tron went on the screen. Kami Kaze jogged out slapping everyone's hands on each side of the aisle. Kami then flipped into the ring posing in the center. The camera panned ringside where 8 "Santa's Helpers" were located. All were in some type of holiday garb. They were Black Widow, Candy Cane, Sabrina Love, Alice Rott, Serena Taylor, Skye Colby, and the Hollywood Blondes. 

"Battlefield" hit and The World Women's Champion Molly Gunn's tron hit the screen. Molly stared down Widow, Cane and Love before he entered the ring. Molly stayed in her corner and handed her belt off. Molly did not look too confident.

Jynx: Molly doesn't appear to like the odds.
Tom: Of course not, this is not fair to the Champion. I mean besides Skye, who can you trust out there.
Jynx: You don't need to trust anyone, their job is to throw you back in the ring if you go out, that's all.
Tom: If that was only true. I don't trust that Candy Cane.

Kami Kaze tried to lock up but Molly ducked out. She then walked the apron on the side with Skye on it. She then re-entered looking disgusted. Kami and Molly finally locked up with Molly bringing her down. Molly then knee'd her in the face. Kami fell down to her knees. Kami then fought from her knees. Molly was stunned backwards where the opportunity for Kami to hit a dropkick. The force put Molly right out on the unfriendly side of the ring. Cane instantly grabbed her and whipped her in. Molly swung at Cane and was caught with a frankensteiner by Kami. Kami covered and only got a 2 count. Molly tried rolling out again and was sent in this time by Sabrina Love. This brought Skye over but the damage was done as Kami hit a rolling thunder on Molly and got a long 2 count..

Kami picked up and slammed back down Molly before mounting the top rope. She planted to hit a flying body but was pushed off by Alice Rott. Kami crashed to the mat. The ref had been turned dealing with Molly at the time. Candy Cane came after Rott. Molly picked up Kami but was locked in a roll up. The ref however was now dealing with a fight at ringside that broke out between the two sides. Kami released and was trying to get the ref to come back to the in ring action. During the melee Skye was able to sneak away and threw the title belt into Molly. Kami turned and was blasted with the belt. Molly ditched the evidence. The ref turned around in tim to count the fall as Molly stole the victory.

"Battlefield" blarred and Molly, the title and Skye Colby escaped the ring area like two theives in the night as Kami sat up finally very baffled. 

We go to the back where Alfred Lords was standing by with a very special guest.

Alfred: Well its Christmas Chaos, its Christmas in New York City, Rockefeller is full, so who better to introduce but San...excuse me Harry Holidays

(in walked a Santa ripoff with three sexy snow bunnies)

Harry: HA HA HA, My cousin is very busy so he sent me and some friends.
Alfred: Friends in deed. What brings you here to Christmas Chaos
Harry: HA HA HA Mr. Braxton was nice enough to give us ringside seats...

Voice that was staggering in: Hey fat man wooo nice presents on your friends. 
Evan Highlander staggered in and grabbed the mic.

Evan: No disrespect Santa, but I notice that this telecast had time to talk to you but did not have time to let me whoop ha up on some Ventura Family members. So if Mr.Cameraman will follow me, I'm gonna do that now.

Evan walked down aisles and walkways until he came to the Shane Diamond dressing room door. He knocked.

Evan: Catering!

The door opened to a stunned Shane Diamond in street clothes. Evan blasted the door into his face. Evan then stomped on Shane. Evan then whipped him into the lockers followed by a blast to Shane's skull with a folding chair. Security rushed in and broke it up. 

Alfred: My word this really is Chaos. Back to you Jynx and Tommy.

In the booth Jynx and Tom Perkins went over a video package recapping the United States Tag Team Title Tournament. A video was shown of The Cartel doing a promo for the match. It ended with Mamacita stating "If I get my hands on Joe Thriller tonight, the whole world will know how I feel about him"

Tom: I think she digs him.
Jynx: Seriously Tom, I sometimes wonder if there is a brain cell left.
Tom: I'm sure there's a test you can take to find out.

"California Love" blarred over the pa as The Cartel's Tron hit the screen. Mamacita lead the strutting Cartel out. They slapped the hands of the fans and then Mamacita opened the ropes for her charges. "Iron Man" blarred over the pa as Serious Competition's tron. Joe Thriller strutted out as the very serious Mr. Corvin and Mr. Smith walked out slowly. They methodically entered the ring as Thriller taughted the Cartel and then would hide behind his charges. 

Smith started off with Hijack. The two locked up and Smith threw Hijack right down. Smith's facially expression never changed throughout. Hijack backed to his corner, talked it over and returned with a duck of a Smith attempted clothesline into a low dropkick that sent Smith into the ropes. The crowd popped as Hijack hit a jumping clothesline that sent them both to the outside. Smith got up to a small senton from Hijack from the apron to the floor. With the crowd solidly behind him Hijack entered the ring and hit the ropes. He flew over the top rope in an attempted moonsault but Smith moved and Hijack cranked the side railing. 

Smith shook off the cobwebs and picked up Hijack and threw him into the ring apron. He then pushed him the rest of the way into the ring. Smith stomped at Hijack then dragged him over with him for the tag to Corvin. Corvin came in and kicked Hijack in the side as Smith held him wide open for it. Corvin then systematically started breaking down Hijack. This beatdown went on with frequent Serious Competition tag ins while Murda One kept trying to help but was being sent out. Hijack finally got the hot tag on a miscue by Corvin in which he clotheslined Smith. Murda One came in and laid out both Corvin and Smith. He then swung at an entering Joe Thriller but Thriller ducked it. The ref went over and warned Thriller as The Cartel collectively started pounding down Serious Competition. Hijack threw Corvin to the outside. Meanwhile, (ref still with Joe)

Tom: Dammit ref turn around that's the illegal double team that is well illegal, and Joe hasn't done anything.
Jynx: Hasn't done anything? He tried to take a swing at Murda One.
Tom: He probably said something in Spanish that was disrespectful and Joe just had enough.
Jynx: What? Seriously. Anyways, They are going for the Driveby. I think they have the straps.

Murda One powerbombed Smith and in came Mamacita. As Hijack climbed to the top rope. Suddenly, Mamacita bowed down and lowblowed Murda One! Hijack stood on the top dazed as One went down. Just then Corvin popped up and knocked Hijack to the arena floor from the top! Corvin picked up Murda One and hit his bear hug squeeze into spinebuster. Corvin covered as Joe dropped down. The referee turned and counted the fall as Serious Competition with help from Mamacita? have captured the United States Tag Team Titles. Joe grabbed the belts and jumped around. Mamacita pointed at the the downed Murda One and then grabbed Joe and kissed him.

Serious Competition exited the ring like they had finished work as Joe and Mamacita celebrated over the fallen Cartel. As both Jynx and Tom question why she turned on the Cartel.

Tom: Maybe Joe's a stud?
Jynx: I dear hope that's not why she did it.

"Iron Man" could be heard in the background as we went to the back where Lexi was standing by with World Heavy Weight Champion "Magnificent" Jeff Garvin along with his lovely valet Miss Daphne.

Lexi: Later on Jeff, you will defend your title and I guess the honor of your lady, against a man Tom Perkins has called sicker that Barton Kale. How do you prepare for this and are you ready?

Jeff: Oh yeah, Heeess sicker than Kale and twice as slick yeah. See you don't mess with the Magnificent Madness. See you don't mess with Golden Flower Daphne nooo, See I agree I am the ruuuuuler of the Kingdom. But wheeerrre you got it all wimsy flimsy is when yeah you said as if Daphne was not worthy of a kingdom. As if Daphne wasn't tough enough.. Well she don't need to be tough, see I don't hide behind no one and oh yeah I'll defend everyone you go after yeah. I am so psyched I'm gonna blow the roof off this place yeah. How did I preeeepare? Well let me get thinkin thinkin. I guess I got a little crazy yeah, guess I started thinking a little sadistic yeah. And whether I'm ready? Whatcha think yeah. I'm ready right now yeah, can't wait..(Daphne holds him) And if you come after this Queen, Medusa I have a surprise for you so come on yeah. I dare ya. BE THERE IF YOU DARE OOOOOH YEEEEEAAAHH

Lexi: Should be Chaos later as Ashe Crowley tries to dethrown that man. Back to you boys in the booth..

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